Shocker! Miami Admits Williams

You might want to sit down for this one (as if you’re standing at your computer). Miami, that paragon of prudence, that citadel of civility, has decided to admit Willie Williams despite his rather lengthy rap sheet and current probation. Did I mention that Williams was rated as the top high school linebacker in the country last year?
Don’t worry though. Miami is burdening him with some “academic conditions.” That’s tough that a college student should have to deal with “academic conditions.”

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