But Does He Have Any Eligibility Left?

Someone get Al Groh on the horn! There’s yet another stud in the Tidewater area of Virginia, and I don’t think Groh should let the Tar Heels steal this one. According to his own website, the infamous televangelist Pat Robertson “can leg-press 2000 pounds!”
Just in case they change the page, here’s the text today:

Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds! How does he do it?
Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?
One of Pat’s secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.

Now, I know what you’re thinking – Dave, is 2,000 pounds really that much for a leg press? Well, maybe not to God’s favorite son, but as CBS Sportline points out, the Florida State football record for the leg press is held by Dan “Mr. Wizard” Kendra, at 1335 pounds. And Kendra burst capillaries in his eyes during his lift (one of several Kendra stories during this FSU career that used the word “explode”).
So, send a recruiter down there, Al. Pat Robertson is a hoss (and just think how he’d fare against the Miami Hurricanes).

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