Remember Chad Johnson’s little river dance celebration a couple Sunday’s ago against the Bears? Well, Deadspin has discovered that it might not have been just a harmless little celebration. It may have actually been evil genius.
It seems that Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is involved in a paternity suit. The women who sued him also made headlines when she claimed she was raped by none other than Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance himself.
Could Johnson have known that and been sticking the knife into Urlacher? I certainly hope so.