That Myles Brand, he cracks me up. Check out this quote on the reasoning behind the ACC’s expansion:

Most of the realignments had to do more with academic affiliations than they did with [athletics]. No question about it. And I know that for a fact. . . . The press thought that this was a money grab.

Ha ha! Hold on a sec, while I regain my composure. Whew! Man, I think that one brought tears to my eyes.
Oh, but his stand up act didn’t end there. He had this gem on the possibility of a college football playoff:

this group of presidents, who are the ones in control, have made it very clear that they don’t want to overcommercialize I-A football moreso than it is now, and turning it into a Super Bowl-type environment would do that.

Hey, try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitresses! I’ll be here all week. Look out George Carlin!
Here’s the full transcript of his routine.


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