Step Two: Take a pick of your junk
Step Three: Make her look at the pic
This is a great story (and I know I’m late to this. I need to make Deadspin a daily read.). ESPN’s smiling moron (well, one of their similing morons) Sean Salisbury evidently whipped out his cell phone one day not too long ago, snapped a picture of his Li’l Sean and sent it around to some coworkers, including at least a few women.
That’s just great! Isn’t Salisbury exactly the kind of guy you’d expect that out of? It’s like he’s still the bigshot high school quarterback being obnoxious and getting away with it, because well, he’s the bigshot high school quarterback.
Don’t be afraid to click that link up there. There is no photographic proof.
(Edited to fix stupid typo)