Remember that South Park where the Johnnie Cochran-like lawyer uses the Chewbacca Defense? “If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!”
Well, now it seems that playing football for Maryland also means that you must acquit. A judge hearing a case against Terrapin receiver Gregory Powell told him, and I quote, “you are guilty as sin. I’m not going to find you guilty.”
Did I mention that the “trial” was in Ocean City, Maryland?
Evidently, the judge felt that being suspended from the Maryland football team was just too tough a punishment for this guy. I guess that actual criminal punishments were also too severe. So, he got nothing.
Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey.